On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building… and when they finally pulled the driver’s body from the twisted, burning wreck… it looked like this!
Enter if you dare…
Captain Ahab’s quarters until he was sucked out through those windows and devoured by a giant land squid.
Imagine Psycho meets The Human Centipede and you’ll catch the vibe of this Kubrickian thriller bathroom.
Poultry-geist central, Carol Ann.
Disturbingly small and windowless kitchen scrubbed clean of the evidence of the victims who were fed pierogis containing the meat of human featuses to death.
A suitable nook for your attempt at the modern screen adaptation of DeSade’s 120 Days of Sodom.
Where your last letter pleading for help will be written.
The red brick and globe stones are custom stained in human sacrifice blood.
Backyard? or graveyard.
Do not disturb the twins who live in that closet filled with blood.
Endangered spirit animal death shroud.
– All utilities included (even WiFi)
– No pets 😦
– Available Nov. 1st
Use the contact form below to receive your death warrant and access to this den of iniquity.
TWISTED LISTER 