In Greenpoint, the streets have cool names.
Here’s on on Java Street which, if you want, can be pronounced “Jawa.”
– Here be the third bedroom or indoor botanic garden.
Unobstructed skyline views? Sure, no prob.
Vintagy but totally nice kitchen? You gotz it.
Totally bright and eat-in kitchen for those breakfasty moments.
It appears to be a totally normal sized bedroom but in fact, is slightly larger.
Your current sleeping situation giving you a headache? Add an extra window to this bedroom and call me in the morning.
Closets for days ‘n days ‘n days.
Helloooo! Echooo! Sloth love Chunk! Big ‘ol living room that even Chester Copperpot would be proud to display his booty.
Snappy new bathroom. You have arrived.
– Available June 1st, 2013.
– Heat/hot water included.
– No fee if lease signed by June 1.
– Sorry no pets. Mew.
– Map here.
Hit me up asap!
❤
TWISTED LISTER 