$3600 – 3br in G’pt Puts the “Ja!” in your Java (Greenpoint Ave. G)

In Greenpoint, the streets have cool names.

Here’s on on Java Street which, if you want, can be pronounced “Jawa.”

– Here be the third bedroom or indoor botanic garden.

Unobstructed skyline views? Sure, no prob.

Vintagy but totally nice kitchen? You gotz it.

Totally bright and eat-in kitchen for those breakfasty moments.

It appears to be a totally normal sized bedroom but in fact, is slightly larger.

Your current sleeping situation giving you a headache? Add an extra window to this bedroom and call me in the morning.

Closets for days ‘n days ‘n days.

Helloooo! Echooo! Sloth love Chunk! Big ‘ol living room that even Chester Copperpot would be proud to display his booty.

Snappy new bathroom. You have arrived.

– Available June 1st, 2013.

– Heat/hot water included.

– No fee if lease signed by June 1.

– Sorry no pets.  Mew.

– Map here.

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$2500 – 3br Railroad in Greenpoint WOO-WOO! (Nassau Ave. G, Graham Ave. L)

A train whistle blows in the distance.  You’re standing at the station with great anticipation.   You’re not sure where you’re going but you’re damn sure where you’ve been.  It’s time to move on.

All aboard!

Red and white awnings always scream “welcome!” to me, especially juxtaposed with stone-colored shingles.

If you’re lucky enough to get this room, you’ll have two windows and a tree right outside.

You lose a window but you gain some darkness which, who knows, could come in handy.

No actual windows in this kitchen/living space BUT what better a place is there for cinema-like screenings of Netflix on your hi-fi system?

Lots of potential for the culinary arts in this minimally apportioned commissary.

Tub it up!  But please scrub it up first.

This bedroom is in the far rear reaches of the unit where the only sound is that of birds twittering on their iPhones.

– Available now.

– Heat/hot water included.

– Map here.

Give a jingle (seven 1 eight three 9 five 7 two six one)!  Let’s mingle!

$3500 – 3br Uno, Dos, Trés Brooklynne (Marcy J,M,Z)

All quality, all the time.

Et voila!

Soooo many windows. And access to a private roof deck of pleasure.

Nice, clean, tiled (((smile))).

Only one less window than the other bedroom!

A living space with “living” in mind.

A kitchen space with “cooking” in mind.

Only one less window than the second bedroom! But two less windows than the one with three windows. But +1 framed window-shaped brick thing!

– Central air/heating (not included).

– Available right now.

– Map here.

Comment, text seven 1 eight, three nine 5, seven 2 six one, or tune into my pineal gland and summon me on the astral plane for a view.