$175/night – 1.5br in The Rose House (Greenpoint Ave. G)

Parents, grandparents, celebrities, travelers, drunkards and the regular Joe Schmo all agree:  The Rose House puts the petal to the metal for temporary stays in NYC.

Here’s la fleur plan.

– Living room “Side A” plays the TV hits, Netflix, and improved indoor corner air quality through plants.  Fuck my Noguchi coffee table.

– Living Room “Side B” plays vintage records, tatami town, and sheep’s hide arm chair lounge.

– Washer/dryer = game/changer

– Salubrious shower stalls for all.

– Sepia kitchen.

-Bedroom for days.

– Country livin.

– Compost, grill, fire pit, old park bench, unobstructed view of a slice of the skyline.

– Night moves.

– $175/night includes all utilities (WiFi, steam heat, hot water, and electric)

– Available upon request.

– Map here.

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$1200 – 1br Antique Boutique Share

How bout a room in Greenpoint,  utilities included, with a vivacious and interesting antique dealer/journalist?

Have a browse around.

– Yes, there are some things on the stove and in the sink but it’s a market day and I showed up super early for these voyeuristic photos.

– This is actually the current tenant (your future roommate’s) studio doubling as a living room.  Feel free to have a sit down amid the curious collection of ephemera!

– Ahhh… your future domain.  That quilt or those boxes won’t be in there much longer but the love seat under the quilt and the dresser on the right are yours to enjoy.

– Your future closet WITH a mirror AND some hooks.  The sneakers are placed to give you a sense of scale.

– Flowers, flowers everywhere and a tub to scrub your tushie.

– 3 month lease term minimum and then it’s up to you and roomie to decide how it’s going.

– No pets or drugs please.

– Utilities fully included.

– NO FEE!  WEEE!!!

– Available immediately.

– Map here.

Drop me a line by commenting and I can escort you in post haste!